Theme Dress

August 17, 2010

Now I will preface by admitting that finding fashion criminals at a Renaissance Festival is a bit like shooting fish in a barrel, however, there were some that were just wrong. I will also freely confess that I am in fact ‘one of those people’ that does dress up, but I like to think that I still keep it classy, the occasional chocolate covered frozen banana aside. I am a huge fan of themed attire and believe it can always be done well and in context, but there is just no excuse for what you are about to see. 

No, she is not pregnant.


Those strings aren't hiding anything.



As my dad says "If you're 300lbs and have big boobs, you're still 300lbs"


It's only fair that I submit myself for criticism.


2 Responses to “Theme Dress”

  1. Alex Says:

    One of these things is not like the others,
    One of these things just doesn’t belong,
    Can you tell which thing is not like the others
    By the time I finish my song?

  2. Bernard Kane Says:

    your outfit and you look both period and good, so no problem there. On the other hand, I’m gonna have trouble sleeping tonight. My eyes! Make the pain stop!

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